Home Brew Digest

Ladies_Man asked:


You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer stains wash out.
You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
You don’t have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
If you decide to change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

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Jacqueline asked:


I’m not sure as to what products to use or any specifics… so here are my more specific questions:

1. How do I take the finish off?
What product and method is best for this?
2. How do I know I’ve sanded enough?
What “kind” of sandpaper (really rough/soft)
3. What do I use to stain it with?
4. Is finish necessary? If so, what kind shout i get?

I’m making a beer pong table merged into a foosball table for my husband when he gets home from Iraq * happy face *

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Andy K asked:


I am college student getting ready to move out of my apartment and we have several large stains. I was wondering if anyone had any secrets on removing beer/soda stains.

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Bill Bones asked:


i have big orange stains on a white shirt from cider so how can i wash it off or will the washing machine do?

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Man of words asked:


# You can enjoy a beer all month long.
# Beer stains wash out.
# You don’t have to wine and dine beer.
# Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play rugby.
# When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
# Beer is never late.
# Hangovers go away.
# A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
# Beer labels come off without a fight.
# When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
# Beer never has a headache.
# After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
# A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
# If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
# You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
# A beer always goes down easy.
# You can share a beer with your friends.
# You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
# A beer is always wet.
# Beer doesn’t demand equality.
# You can have a beer in public.
# A beer doesn’t care when you come.
# A frigid beer is a good beer.
# You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

“Nice boobs,” says the man … “Where do you want the blinds?”

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chris.whitelaw asked:


Beer soaked through the cover playing beer pong. Is there a special technique or a cleaning product that will get it out without having to resurface it?

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beer_man asked:


1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently for
you in the car while you play football.

5. When you beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you
can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. You don’t have to drive a beer home in the morning.

13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home with another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

15. A beer always goes down easy.

16. You can share a beer with your friends.

17. You can have more than one beer
in a night and not feel guilty.

18. You always know you’re the first to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn’t care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony.

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E. Coli asked:


Don’t worry, I’ll squueze all the whiskey back out of the shirt so’s I don’t waste it!

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Out Of Order asked:


Beer vs. Women
1. You can enjoy beer all month long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. Hangovers go away.

8. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you’ve had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.

13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.

14. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

16. A beer always goes down easy.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn’t care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers you don’t have to pay alimony

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pistola asked:


1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

1. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball/soccer/basketball/etc.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer on your breath.

14. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head.

15. A beer always goes down easy.

16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn’t care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

26. Good beer costs less than good women.

27. A beer doesn’t change its mind after you’ve taken off its top.

28. Beer doesn’t expect an hour of foreplay before satisfying you.

29. A beer looks as good in the morning as it did when the bar closed.

30. You can’t get thrown in jail for having a beer under the grandstand at halftime.

31. Afterwards, a beer won’t feel guilty, cry, propose, call her mother, your ex-wife or her therapist.

32. Beer never bugs you to have little beers.

33. If your preference for a type of beer changes, you don’t have to get involved with lawyers.

34. Beers don’t want a lasting relationship.

35. A beer doesn’t make you sleep on the couch after you’ve taken six other beers on a picnic.

36. After you’ve put your lips to a beer, a beer never asks, “What are you doing?”

37. Finishing a beer in 3 seconds is something to be proud of.

38. You can have a beer on your lunch hour.

39. A beer never wants to stay up afterwards talking about respect.

40. A beer won’t slap you in the face for putting it between your legs at a drive-in movie.

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